Welcome. We are happy that you chose to join our guild.
Yes, we are sincerely happy to have you. You are special. Because otherwise we wouldn't have welcomed you. But still we don't care that much about you. Yet. Don't feel entitled to a lot of our time & attention. You will have to earn our respect first.
This is not a school. We are not teachers. We won't actively educate you. We are masters and you are the apprentice. You are expected to educate yourself by following us, watching us, running after us to ask for advice, guidance & help and we will provide it if we care enough. It won't be the other way around.
You will figure out yourself what to learn and what to contribute to. And decide in time whether you belong to this guild or not. Use us as much as you can for guidance along the way, but make your own decisions and live with the consequences yourself.
Welcome to the real fucking world, Neo. Time to wake up.
If these all sound harsh to you or something, then we cannot help you and you shouldn't be here. Take the blue pill.
But if you still think that you are the one, proceed to Member Onboarding.